ferrets

How do you get a ferret to sit still for a photo? Well, first you liberally apply Fursty Ferret Ale.

Actually, you liberally apply Ferretone. It’s easiest if you have a helper. You have them let the ferret lick the Ferretone from a small bottle, and when you yell, “Clear!” they pull their hand back and you take the photo fast.

This ferret was a particularly laid-back guy who really didn’t mind wearing those silly ears.